A Lesson to all the ‘Slay Queens’ on Social Media

Hey sis during your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest; your messenger is filled up. If you breathe on Facebook you will get 400 likes and 350 comments. You can’t walk on street without getting ssshh….ssshh. Your breasts are very comely at this time. Your lips  are succulent and your legs at smooth. Even if you’re ugly, it doesn’t show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely Shaped and bouncing properly.

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Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this.

  1. At this level you easily dump guys in relationships. Any little thing you breakup. In your mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering for relationships, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six month, you break up again and you start another one. You are like hot okara. You cannot bend down and build a sold relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well you no send anybody. You no wanna hear advice at all. For your mind, this kind post na rubbish.
  2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like okara. Every guy on neighborhood is coming to take his own share. Even married men are correcting their own. Everybody is correcting and walking away. For your mind marriage no go hard.
  3. At this point you don’t luck anything. Men are giving all you need. You’re not working but your airtime is never below 10k on your phone. Shoes and classic clothes are uncountable in your wardrobe, yet you’re not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s exactly the way your destiny is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘deshapened’, the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is coming out the day your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour armpits of darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.

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At this point,

Days turn to month and month turns to years. It will always look nearly, but something will just Happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just shop you and run away.

The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the multiple guys you slept with, both the one from a cursed family and from ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like a snake in the bed…. All those things that make a guy rush after you are gone like a movie.

At this time you becoming emergency born again. All your posts are about Jesus and church things. Even to wish someone a happy birthday, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed, you must find a way of how to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys, abi? You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners. All the multiple d***s you were sucking like a hungry vampire with all their curses and evil spirits are now telling on you. The battle now is more spiritual than physical. The multiple soulties are speaking grammar on our head. All the curses married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your destiny. You think Mary Kay can remove all your mess. At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother”

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What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away your time playing games with men. For those who don’t understand simple analysis, I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35. I am not saying God’s time is not the best. I am not mocking those who are above 30 and still single. I am not saying only those who marry at 25 have the best of marriages. I am only saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

At this point of your life, only men of older age like 40 45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30 35 won’t like to marry a lady of 35 38 but unfortunately, those guys of 40 45 must have all married. They even married girls of 22-27.  They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also applies at old age.

Drafted by Wasswa Kisolo Jordan